(tom)

i

wanna fuck a dog in the ass

(mark)he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

(tom)i want to fuck a dog

thats right kids



i

tried to fuck your mom in the ass

i tried to fuck your dad in the ass,

could only find the dog,

and his ass



we, wanna fuck a dog in the ass

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass

We wanna fuck a dog



(tom)

i

tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass

(pirate: arg, me first matey scurvy cur)

tried to fuck a fuckin pirate

but i found a dog

(pirate in mexican acent ) aii, that was no pirate,

man, that was thy own sister!

(mark), its a mexican pirate!



we, wanna fuck a dog in the ass,

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass.



wanna fuck a fuckin dog.



fuck you.